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January 29, 2006

Shove it, Colin

Some days you really have to feel sorry for Pittsburgh Tribune-Review editor Colin McNickle. A man who so eagerly -- and publicly! -- plays Waylon Smithers to Richard Mellon Scaife's C. Montgomery Burns on a daily basis inevitably exudes a certain pathetically lovable charm, even if everything he says is as appalling as it is ridiculous.

This morning, he thinks he's H. L. Mencken, and in some respects he is: all the petty bigotry of a small-town non-union factory owner combined with the oft-displayed conviction that he's really so much above . . . well, petty small-town ignorance and bigotries; the deep-set opinion that Roosevelt ("his real name's Rosenfeld, I tell you!") is fucking up the country (still, even after 60 years); the self-loathing, approval-seeking, at best pseudo-satirical attitude toward the upper class, feigning contempt while at the same time knowing not to go too far -- like a dog who growls ferociously and tugs playfully at his master's sleeve while never, ever breaking the skin.

But where Mencken's style had a patina of originality and spunk, McNickle is cartoonishly imitative. I have not searched through all of McNickle's turgid output, but if he has not done so already, I guarantee that some day -- even without quoting Mencken -- he will once again find a way to use the word "mountebank" twice in the same column.

January 27, 2006

W.A. Mozart, Jan. 27, 1756 - Dec. 5, 1791

January 26, 2006

Good riddance to Birmelin

Wicked gay-basher Jerry Birmelin has announced his retirement from the Pennsylvania legislature. Good riddance!

January 21, 2006

Vietnam is a country, not a war

Bob Wing's political travelogue of Vietnam is worth reading.

January 17, 2006

War is over

Richard Mellon Scaife is calling for the US to withdraw from Iraq.

January 16, 2006

Prophecy

"We built gigantic buildings to kiss the sky. We build gargantuan bridges to span the seas. Through our spaceships we were able to carve highways through the stratosphere. Through our airplanes we were able to dwarf distance and place time in chains. Through our submarines we were able to penetrate oceanic depths. But it seems that I can hear the God of the Universe saying, 'Even though you've done all of that, I was hungry and ye fed me not!'"

-- Martin Luther King, Jr., Memphis, Tennessee, March 18, 1968

January 15, 2006

Oh please

I had to debate with myself a bit whether Martha-Ann Alito's contrived crying jag was worthy of comment even on an obscure website like this one, but the New York Times and most of the major media -- unlike normal, decent human beings -- believed that this nauseating stunt was an occasion for introspection. Or at least the self-referential, self-pitying kind of introspection that typifies the Cesspool on the Potomac: Sheryl Gay Stolberg of the Times says that the female Alito is "a gregarious former law librarian who has become, for some, a symbol of all that is wrong with Washington politics and the toll that it takes on families."

Oh really? Meanwhile, the families of a dozen dead West Virginia miners are not symbols of "Washington politics and the toll that it takes on families," even though they died because of twenty-five years of systematic attempts by the Reaganites and their political heirs to make workplace safety inspections less effective. At least 1,300 people -- and likely a lot more than that -- died in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast because their wretchedly racist government could not organize a proper evacuation from a hurricane, but they're not "symbols" of the "toll" that Washington politics takes. It is crystal-clear from his record and his comments that Alito will contribute to making all of this worse for the rest of us, but by all means, let's instead talk about how Russ Feingold may have made poor little Martha-Ann cry.

I will answer the moronic Lindsey Graham's softball question, by the way: no, Samuel Alito is not a "closet bigot." He is on the record against affirmative action. There is nothing at all closeted about his bigotry and racism.

January 14, 2006

PNC parasites.

Take a look at today's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette endorsement of $18 million in local tax giveaways and $30 million in state giveaways -- in the form of tax-increment financing (TIF) and state grants, respectively -- to the vampiric PNC Financial Services Group. The PG argues that:

"To be sure, the cost to the city, its public school system and Allegheny County would be substantial: 60 percent of the project's new property and parking taxes, or about $1.7 million a year for 20 years. But that's revenue that none of the government entities is collecting at the largely vacant and shabby-looking block now."

But note that nowhere does the PG give any evidence that PNC would not build its new skyscraper on that spot if it were not given the TIF. Nor for that matter does the PG give any credible evidence of appreciable job creation by PNC to follow from this development.

The bloodsuckers of PNC, like all top-flight banks, maintain a veneer of respectability even as they collude and profit with the most slimy bottom-feeders imaginable. They talk about how they do not do "subprime" loans -- more commonly and correctly known as predatory lending -- and they give some money to the Pittsburgh Community Reinvestment Group. But they join with the loan sharks in opposing better banking regulations, and more importantly, they buy "bundled" predatory loans issued by others.

The PNC parasite has $93.2 billion in total assets with literally hundreds of billions of dollars of assets under management. The company is rated A2 by Moody's Investors Service, which is "upper-medium-grade" in Moody's terminology; in layman's terms, PNC would most accurately be described as "perfectly capable of building its own fucking skyscraper." As the Post-Gazette editors should know, companies of this size -- even financial services companies -- make location decisions based on a host of factors including access to a stable workforce, quality of the education system, necessary infrastructure, etc. Public subsidies are sweeteners that they see as their due in return for campaign contributions and fees to their "site location consultants" who play state and local politicians like a cheap violin; for companies of this size, the subsidies do not factor into the decision on where to locate and what to build, because they are so small in relation to the company's size and in comparison to other, more important factors. For cash-strapped local governments and school districts, they matter a great deal more, but that doesn't stop our elected leaders from giving away the store.

Here's an interesting factoid: PNC is paying roughly $2 million a year for the naming rights to Kevin McClatchy's playground -- er, the Pittsburgh Pirates' current ballpark. Their naming rights expire in 2020. PNC Park opened in 1998. This means that PNC will pay out roughly $44 million for naming rights to a ballpark built substantially with public money. With the state giveaways and local tax breaks for the new skyscraper, the government at various levels will be giving $48 million to PNC. In a sense then, the public is paying and then some for PNC to have its name on "PNC Park."

January 12, 2006

Birgit Nilsson, RIP

Hojotoho!

Headline absurdities

Page A-16 of today's Tribune-Review has two AP stories that are almost as absurd as the paper's editorial page. The first is headlined "Will Pitt-Jolie baby uphold hotness legacy?" I will not elaborate on the content, because it should suffice to say that it is exactly what it sounds like, and is every bit as stupid. Another story notes that Jim Traficant has taken to painting horses in prison. He has a website where you can buy his stuff.

January 10, 2006

How to write about Africa

Kenyan writer Binyavanga Wainaina has a downright hilarious article in the latest Granta with advice on "how to write about Africa":

Throughout the book, adopt a sotto voice, in conspiracy with the reader, and a sad I-expected-so-much tone. Establish early on that your liberalism is impeccable, and mention near the beginning how much you love Africa, how you fell in love with the place and can't live without her. Africa is the only continent you can love -- take advantage of this. If you are a man, thrust yourself into her warm virgin forests. If you are a woman, treat Africa as a man who wears a bush jacket and disappears off into the sunset. Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated. Whichever angle you take, be sure to leave the strong impression that without your intervention and your important book, Africa is doomed.

In reading this article, it may be helpful to visualize a hypothetical correspondent who would follow this advice.

January 08, 2006

Arik on his deathbed

Sharon was a criminal, and I will not be among those mourning his approaching demise. At the same time I am not one of those sentimentalists who believes that only the pure of heart can achieve peace and justice -- if Sharon had been the instrument for achieving this through a "Nixon in China" moment, then that would have been alright with me. But let's not kid ourselves: that's bullshit. The Gaza "withdrawal" was really just a redeployment, the ongoing injustice in the West Bank runs deep and is getting worse, and to say that Sharon looked good in comparison to the nutjob settlers and their political spokesmen (of which Netanyahu has become the foremost) is to say almost exactly nothing. The "roadmap," if it succeeds, means a temporary, relative respite in the level of violence even as injustice continues. It is no solution.

Those who believe in Sharon's redemption may take comfort in that illusion, but it remains that: an illusion. Facts are stubborn things.

January 07, 2006

Mario: Still Hell-Bound

Last month's post on Pittsburgh's slots-for-arena scheme got picked up by the Pittsburgh City Paper, some great unexpected publicity which meant a slightly elevated level of comments.

Some of these are simply not worth a response, but others are. Those that are fall into two distinct categories:

(1) People who misconstrued or missed entirely some of the key points, and who had arguments with positions I do not share; and

(2) Principled disagreements that at least engaged with the issues that I was raising.

I will deal with all of these in turn. Let's recap what I said, this time with an emphasis on what I did not say about the slots-for-arena deal:

* The state has legalized slots, and Pittsburgh will be getting one of the licenses. I did not take a position on the legalization of gambling, though I did note that as a revenue-raiser it amounts to a regressive tax, and that it is see-no-evil libertarian childishness not to acknowledge that it will have negative social effects. These issues are separate or at least distinct from the issue of what we do with gambling revenue once it's been legalized, but it is right and good to insist that casino owners do something to make up for the social harm that they inevitably cause. Also, I did not make the case that any one proposal was better than any other, least of all that the Isle of Capri/Penguins/Nationwide proposal is worse than Forrest City or any of the others. In my view, they're all bad from the point of view of what we might have got had our elected leaders made a different decision long ago on which things were important in this process. They did not, and we are stuck with shit.

* Developers competing for the license are throwing in "sweeteners" to make their proposal more appealing in the eyes of the public officials who will decide who gets the license. So in the Isle of Capri example, they are throwing in $293 million for a new Penguins arena. We can argue endlessly about whether slots will really bring in that much money, but the developers surely do seem to think so -- so much so, in fact, that they are willing to set aside hundreds of millions of dollars from the development because they think it will help them grease the skids with political decision-makers. They seem to think that they will still make a tidy profit on top of that.

* Because this process is so political, it is the height of silliness to claim that any of the revenue involved in these projects is merely "private" money. The decision of who gets the project will be a political one, one in which the public should properly be involved -- and in fact, that is not only not a bad thing, it is a model that we ought to follow for all forms of "economic development." At the same time and in consequence, it is dishonest to argue that using this revenue for purposes other than an arena would be impossible because developers simply wouldn't do it. They would do it if we all made it clear that it is important, because the slots license is that potentially lucrative.

* All of the developers are proposing to do something for the Penguins as one of their "sweeteners," because our political leaders long ago made a choice about what to emphasize and what was important. The title of my post may have put the onus on Mario Lemieux because he is indeed a slimy opportunist who would gleefully steal directly from the health or public school budgets if he could, and because he shamelessly positioned himself to reap a windfall from these revenues that were at least theoretically to be available to the public for other purposes. (It is childish -- nay, infantile -- to suggest that I would have had to meet him personally to make the judgment about whether he is an asshole. His reprehensible public conduct is bad enough to make that assessment. I don't care if he loves his wife, nor do I give a shit if he has a touch of that contrived personal humility that so many Pittsburgh sports fans find endearing and "non-threatening" especially when compared to the "arrogant" black athletes they love to hate. In his private life he may be a "nice guy"; in his public life, he is a dick. Pittsburgh has made him a very wealthy man. Mario Lemieux has not "done a lot for this city"; this city has done a lot for Mario Lemieux, period.) But in the actual post I made clear to put the blame more squarely on our elected officials, who sent a message to the developers that the arena was important, when they could have easily sent the message that something else was more important.

The only legitimate counter-argument to these points came from several posters who argued that the $293 million is not simply throwaway money but is an investment, since the arena will inevitably bring in more revenue and economic development for the city. I happen not to agree with this position, but it at least engages in a principled way with the issues I was trying to raise.

For these folks, I would suggest reading some of the critical literature on local "economic development" subsidies, particularly the giveaways to white-elephant convention centers, professional sports, and commercial entertainers that nearly every city and region in the country has pursued at one time or another. All of the evidence indicates that the economic development "bang for the buck" from these projects is much less than investments in basic infrastructure, health care, and education.

In the case of health care alone, consider the fact that the endowment fund for adultBasic health insurance for the whole state of Pennsylvania was at $330 million when it was taken to balance the state budget. (This program was itself funded with tobacco settlement money, which once again raises the issue of regressive "sin" taxes -- a digression, but one worth noting in any case.) The $293 million that Isle of Capri proposes to put into the arena in Pittsburgh alone over the course of just a few years is a comparable figure (and Isle of Capri's promised pittance of $1 million a year in vaguely-defined "community benefits" looks infinitesimal by comparison). With a little research, anyone could raise similar comparisons about the shuttered city rec centers and pools; about city schools; or about programs for drug and alcohol treatment, mental health, and HIV/AIDS prevention.

One commenter accused me of typifying the "mentality" of this city, and oh, how I wish that were true. But if by accusing me of being a typical Pittsburgher, someone means to say that I am against creating a few more hip yuppie enclaves while leaving vast social problems untouched, then I proudly plead guilty to that charge, and lustily raise a can of Iron City in the general direction of yinz guys.

January 04, 2006

Wilbur Ross, murderous parasite

Wilbur Ross put together the International Steel Group that bought out LTV (around here we say that stands for Liars, Thieves and Vultures) and Bethlehem Steel -- but only after the Steelworkers agreed to deep concessions and the companies dumped the pension liabilities on the federal PBGC. Then the parasite sold International Steel Group to Lakshmi Mittal, a conglomerate from India, for $4.5 billion.

Ross now runs the International Coal Group. They bought Horizon coal company in 2004 (dumping a pension fund that was underfunded by $87 million onto the PBGC, and thus onto the taxpayers) and Anker just this past November. As everyone probably knows by now, none of these companies' workers were members of the United Mineworkers, and the companies' resultant skimping on safety is now on grisly display for the entire world to see. The spokesmen for Ross's company are now blaming the Sago mine disaster on the previous owners, which begs the question of why the company continued to operate the mine if they knew there were outstanding safety violations -- but it's unlikely that anyone will ask that question. And don't expect Wilbur Ross to pay. After acquiring the old companies at bargain-basement prices, he'll suck them dry (especially the workers -- and who cares if a dozen or a few dozen die along the way?) and then dump them for a hefty profit.

January 02, 2006

Harry Magdoff

Harry Magdoff, Presente!